full view of Lucky - The Shit Pirate painting


The Shit Pirate


December 1st, 2015
16 x 20
acrylic on canvas

A portrait of my niece's beloved guinea pig she had as a kid. He (or maybe she who knows) was pretty funny as far as guinea pigs go. It hung out on the couch with dogs, for example, and liked to watch American Gladiator. My niece swears his/her name was just "Lucky" but even though I cannot remember anybody on Earth's name if they haven't paid me for something, I remember with stunning certainty that the guinea pig's full name was actually "Lucky the Shit Pirate". Either that, or my memory is not only terrible, it is also full of lies that I have created to make history more entertaining. Regardless, rest in piece you swashbuckling bastard!

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